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Posted Anonymously
Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 10:56 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 10:56 AM EST
I'm quite afraid that I might get anally raped with so many gays on the streets.......Please explain how crowd control will be addressed. I don't think any of us want a big gay riot. 26  out of 94 found this valuable. Do you?    
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Posted Anonymously
1. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 11:03 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 11:03 AM EST
I think the individual that made this Post is One of the BIGGEST PutzAses In the Entire Global World. I Hope to Goodness you Do not teach Children or have Children to Ruin with that pathetic Excuse for a Thing you Call A Brain. Grow Up and Go Away.. your a Foul Leach On Society. 8  out of 12 found this valuable. Do you?    
sasiisme
sasiisme
2. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 11:19 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 11:19 AM EST
"I'm quite afraid that I might get anally raped with so many gays on the streets.......Please explain how crowd control will be addressed. I don't think any of us want a big gay riot. "
I hate to be the one to inform you but all the gay men I know & have met have EXTREMELY good taste. I don't think any of them would WANT to fuck you in the ass.... your not that desirable so your safe. If you still can't relax, than just put in a butt plug before you to out. That way they won't be able to get in.... I thought the stupidity of my final solution would be low enough so you'd understand since your comment was just as stupid.
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Posted Anonymously
3. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 11:31 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 11:31 AM EST
I think a big gay riot would be FABULOUS! 13  out of 15 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
4. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 12:10 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 12:10 PM EST
Don't flatter yourself, honey. No one wants your ass. 12  out of 15 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
5. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 12:34 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 12:34 PM EST
lol. :) 9  out of 10 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
6. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 12:35 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 12:35 PM EST
Oh my GOD! Are you also afraid to go into a candy store because someone might throw gumdrops at you? You probably have no idea how many gay people you cross paths with in a week, and most likely you are not appealing to any of them. 9  out of 11 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
7. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 12:59 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 12:59 PM EST
Now that's funny! Just don't bend over all day and you'll be safe... 3  out of 10 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
8. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 1:49 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 1:49 PM EST
"I'm quite afraid that I might get anally raped with so many gays on the streets.......Please explain how crowd control will be addressed. I don't think any of us want a big gay riot. "
so you're often raped by all the straight women about? thats the only way I could see you coming to this conclusion
oh and i can't see anyone wanting to sleep with someone who is so bigoted about them
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Posted Anonymously
9. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 3:44 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 3:44 PM EST
"I'm quite afraid that I might get anally raped with so many gays on the streets.......Please explain how crowd control will be addressed. I don't think any of us want a big gay riot. "
I guessing that you have nothing to worry about you idiot!
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Posted Anonymously
10. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 3:55 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 3:55 PM EST
Just don't fart... I hear gays get turned on if you fart... Its just another reason gay bars stink... besides the sticky floors.... eeeeew! 4  out of 10 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
11. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 3:55 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 3:55 PM EST
How about a day without gay bashing ignoronymouses? 7  out of 8 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
12. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 3:58 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 3:58 PM EST
If this is some sort of sick joke, then I think it's despicable of you to make light of such a horrific and serious subject as rape. I have several friends who have been raped, and it is most definitely not funny.

If this is not a joke, then are you out of your mind? A rapist is a damaged individual who wants control over others, it seldom has anything to do with sexual attraction. I recommend you research the subject, as well as researching homosexuality. I assure you, there is no connection between the two.
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Posted Anonymously
13. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 4:06 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 4:06 PM EST
I don't think there is going to be a demonstration or parade or anything so the chances of a "big gay riot" are pretty slim. Although, as a straight man who finds groups of gay men very amusing, I would love to see a "big gay riot". It would probably be the friendliest, most amusing, and best choreographed riot of all times. Although the riot would be relatively friendly, I would urge the "haters" to stay away unless you want to risk having your eyes scratched out by someone who refers to you as "Sssssssssister". 6  out of 7 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
14. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 5:02 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 5:02 PM EST
Ya know, that threat doesn't just come from gay men. What about lesbians with dildos?

Haha, I joke I joke. I support yall and such..
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Posted Anonymously
15. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 10:21 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 10:21 PM EST
Please fuck my ass with a big nigga dick!!!!! 2  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
16. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 10:27 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 10:27 PM EST
"I don't think there is going to be a demonstration or parade or anything so the chances of a "big gay riot" are pretty slim. Although, as a straight man who finds groups of gay men very amusing, I would love to see a "big gay riot". It would probably be the friendliest, most amusing, and best choreographed riot of all times. Although the riot would be relatively friendly, I would urge the "haters" to stay away unless you want to risk having your eyes scratched out by someone who refers to you as "Sssssssssister"."
Ah, the Stereotypical outlook on gays. "We all watch Musicals and know how to dance" yadda, yadda. I'm a guy who carries a gun, lifts weights, is 6'5" and is Gay. :P
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BessieMaeMucho
BessieMaeMucho
17. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 9 2008, 11:16 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2008, 11:16 PM EST
"I'm quite afraid that I might get anally raped with so many gays on the streets.......Please explain how crowd control will be addressed. I don't think any of us want a big gay riot. "
awww...poor poor man. You seem quite afraid! Tell you what you should do...

take a moment to post your full name, home and work address, and phone number right here on this forum, and I'm quite certain those here on this list would be happy to stay out of your general area...


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domjomb
18. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 11 2008, 8:28 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 11 2008, 8:28 AM EST
"I'm quite afraid that I might get anally raped with so many gays on the streets.......Please explain how crowd control will be addressed. I don't think any of us want a big gay riot. "
If you're trying to be funny, you failed. If you're being serious then you're just a fucking loser. Go back to your homophobe friends. Make bad jokes on your own time.
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domjomb
19. RE: Please don't fuck me up the ass...
Dec 11 2008, 8:29 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 11 2008, 8:29 AM EST
"awww...poor poor man. You seem quite afraid! Tell you what you should do...

take a moment to post your full name, home and work address, and phone number right here on this forum, and I'm quite certain those here on this list would be happy to stay out of your general area...


"

lmao or do that
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